Yes, it’s a loafer. I know. They’re never going to be my favourite style of shoes and, truthfully, not even the mighty Louboutin is going to be able to sway me on that one – or not this time, anyway – but for all of you loafer-lovin’ Louboutin fans, here’s Trotitella, which mixes suede and patent to dramatic effect. These have a 5.5″ chunky heel, and a 1″ platform, and they’re £574 at Saks. What do you think of them?